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(ooh... my first post!)
How is it that realistic endings to jokes can be so much funnier than the originals?
Jokes with realistic endings (How do you brainwash a blonde? A rigorous schedule of psychologically breaking down their confidence and resistance to outside suggestion...)
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Think globally.
Act locally.
View safely.
Just mail it!
Aggregate Quickly.
Harvest Toxically.
Think for yourself
Office openly
Mock sarcastically
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1 comment:
Brilliant! My favourite is:
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because it was just the decomposing remains of a long forgotten murder case in a remote field.
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